Test Taking Gifts

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..

'I hate pulling an all-nighter before a test.'

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'