Test Taking Prints

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..

'I hate pulling an all-nighter before a test.'

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'