Test-taking Strategist Prints

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'It's an open book test...and I've got the teacher's book!'

'No, I DON'T want to make a side bet on the spelling test!'

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I really crammed last night.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Examiners.

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Study more to pass more tests.

"Smart Arse"

Boys score better than girls on SATs. Practice tests. That's so unfair. Don't stress! They're pointless tests with idiotic questions that are useless in real life. Ah!

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Mash-Test Dummies.

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"