Test-taking Strategist Pillows

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'It's an open book test...and I've got the teacher's book!'

'No, I DON'T want to make a side bet on the spelling test!'

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I really crammed last night.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Ted doesn't test well."

Examiners.

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Smart Arse"

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Study more to pass more tests.

Mash-Test Dummies.

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

Contest to enter the University

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."