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'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

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Ethics exam cheater.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Do your research!

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"How was work?"

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Good luck with all the revision...

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Internet Cafe.

Good Luck with your finals.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."