Tests Prints

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Good Luck with your finals.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Nervous Oral Testing

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Examiners.

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Study more to pass more tests.

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

"Smart Arse"

Mash-Test Dummies.