Test Taker Extraordinaire Gifts

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

The SAT test can wear you down.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

Exam Nerves.

Paper to kid: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Cereal Tasting.

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

Examiners.

'The penguin is upset...'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,