Test-taking Aficionado Gifts

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Examiners.

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

Waiting for the results.

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"