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"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Examiners.

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

Waiting for the results.

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!