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"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

The SAT test can wear you down.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

Exam Nerves.

Paper to kid: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Good Luck with your finals.

Cereal Tasting.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

Examiners.

'The penguin is upset...'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.