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"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"How'd I do on the test?"

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Examiners.

'The penguin is upset...'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."