'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'
Test Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite test enthusiast? Whether they love scientific experiments, quizzes, or simply the thrill of discovery, our collection of fun and thoughtful items will inspire their inquisitive spirit. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, delightful pillows, and eye-catching prints, find the perfect way to cheer on their passion for testing and exploration.
'It's so cool we have another test today.'
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
In the Guru District
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
'3 Second Loading Zone.'
'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'
"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"
Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children
Claus 2.0
'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.
Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'
'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'
The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'
"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."
"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"
'I really crammed last night.'
"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."
'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'
Four Types of Test-Takers...
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
"I'm bored."
Crap from the future.
Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer
Test Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Test Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for test enthusiasts. Find witty, brainy designs that make every coffee break a celebration of curiosity.
Test Enthusiast Pillows
Comfort and curiosity combine with our playful pillows, perfect for test enthusiasts to relax and display their love for exploration.
Test Enthusiast Prints
Decorate with inspiring prints that honor the testing spirit. Ideal for enthusiasts eager to showcase their passion for science and discovery.
Test Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover fun and clever t-shirts for avid test lovers. Wear your passion for discovery and experiments with pride and style.