Turing Test Enthusiast Gifts

"Are you two trying to play the imitation game?"

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I really crammed last night.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"Smart Arse"

Mash-Test Dummies.

Study more to pass more tests.

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?