Turing Test Enthusiast Gifts

"Are you two trying to play the imitation game?"

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I really crammed last night.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Ted doesn't test well."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Smart Arse"

Mash-Test Dummies.

Boys score better than girls on SATs. Practice tests. That's so unfair. Don't stress! They're pointless tests with idiotic questions that are useless in real life. Ah!

Study more to pass more tests.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?