Test Result Enthusiasts Gifts

'Thanks for coming in at such short notice Mr Finn. First the good news...your test results have come back...'

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

You can relax now.

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

Waiting for the results.

Exam Room.

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

"How was your test?"