Test Results Gifts

"How was your test?"

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

Good Luck with your finals.

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

You can relax now.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"You've passed with extinction!"

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

Undergraduate and don

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

Medical Treatment.

'Let's see...to always use a #2 pencil...to print my name clearly...and to blacken in the ovals completely.'

GCSE Results.

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'