Getting Test Results Gifts

"Which do you want first, the good news that sounds better than it is or the bad news that seems worse than you expected?"

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Good Luck with your finals.

You can relax now.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

Examiners.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"How was your test?"

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

So your IQ is 176, Peel? - 'Yeah!' - 'That's higher than Einstein.' - 'Cool.' - 'Do something amazing.' - 'I don't know how.' -

GCSE Results.

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

'Oh my god... oh my god...'

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..

'Sir, I failed the exam because of 248 spelling mistakes. That's not my fault! The stupid pen didn't have a spellcheck app!'

"Everything's higher this year."

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

'Ink-Blot Test'.