Receiving Exam Results Gifts

'Now that the A level results are out a lot of kids are making choices that will affect them for the rest of their lives...'

Examiners.

A-level results 19th Aug - 'D' for dunce

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Big Bang Theory.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Exam

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Nervous Oral Testing

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good Luck in your Exams.

GCSEs

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Pesky students.

"We thought this was more realistic."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"