Getting Test Results Pillows

"Which do you want first, the good news that sounds better than it is or the bad news that seems worse than you expected?"

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"We thought this was more realistic."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

You can relax now.

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Examiners.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

"How was your test?"

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'Oh my god... oh my god...'

GCSE Results.

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..

'Sir, I failed the exam because of 248 spelling mistakes. That's not my fault! The stupid pen didn't have a spellcheck app!'

"Everything's higher this year."

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

'Thanks for coming in at such short notice Mr Finn. First the good news...your test results have come back...'

Achievement.