Test Result Enthusiasts Pillows

'Thanks for coming in at such short notice Mr Finn. First the good news...your test results have come back...'

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

You can relax now.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Waiting for the results.

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Exam Room.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

"In preparation for the AP English Literature test, I've focused my reading on books reflecting a common idea, that they end in fewer than 200 pages."

"How was your test?"