Receiving Test Results Pillows

'Oh my god... oh my god...'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

You can relax now.

Examiners.

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"With this new diagnosis of diabetes you're going to have to make some lifestyle changes."

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

"How was your test?"

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

"That's really bad. Tell your parents it's fake news."

GCSE Results.

"Forget railway season tickets. Stick to day returns from now on."

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..

'Sir, I failed the exam because of 248 spelling mistakes. That's not my fault! The stupid pen didn't have a spellcheck app!'

"I'm skipping straight to a second opinion, in the first one, I thought you were OK."

"I've conducted a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed..."

"I have a healthy skepticism of what's reported to me as 'fact'."

'Now that the A level results are out a lot of kids are making choices that will affect them for the rest of their lives...'

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

'Thanks for coming in at such short notice Mr Finn. First the good news...your test results have come back...'

"Which do you want first, the good news that sounds better than it is or the bad news that seems worse than you expected?"

"Society's failed you, son - 6 times to be exact�"