Examination Enthusiast Gifts

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Burning the midnight oil.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Six Thinking Hats

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Senior Jeopardy!

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Spot Quiz....

Filling the Missile Gap

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

Spot the fur ball.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

The Real Russian history

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'