Exam Escapade Enthusiast Gifts

"Eyes on your own paper. Don't let me catch you looking at your neighbor's phone."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

Waiting for the results.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Exam Room.

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.