Exam Humor Enthusiast Gifts

GCSE Geography by telephone

"Above all do not open your sealed test booklets until you are told to do so!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'And in conclusion.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

'Physical or Social Science?'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."