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Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I really crammed last night.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

Undercover Biophysicists

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Mouse with map exiting maze.

'Any ideas?'(scientists in a lab).

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab