Kit Enthusiast Gifts

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

"Young Frankenstein"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

Self help acupuncture

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Painting by the numbers for adults

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I didn't spark joy."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."