Construction Kit Enthusiast Gifts

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Building Blocks.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'