Kit-building Enthusiast Gifts

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Arts and crafts

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Building Blocks.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

Desk shaped like an office block.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Pelican and Origami

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

Christmas Craftwork

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

Clear construction agreements are important.

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'

"Where's the Danish?"