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"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Arts and crafts

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Building Blocks.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Pelican and Origami

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

Christmas Craftwork

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Clear construction agreements are important.

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.