Test Tactician Gifts

'I didn't feel answers were necessary. All the questions seemed rhetorical.'

Examinations.

Good luck with all the revision...

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

Kitchen Tetris

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Examiners.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

The Use of Cavalry

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

"Now we have all your arrows!"

"Next!"

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

Wi-Fi password?

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'