Temperature Trooper Gifts

They're putting on "Macbeth" at the outdoor amphitheater even though the cold weather has arrived. Putting the shakes in Shakespeare!

The interested bystanders.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Minnesota Weather.

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

A Greenhouse Effect: Global Moaning

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Astronomical observations.

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

Global Temperatures graph on fire.

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

Clown car full of policemen