Temperature Trooper Gifts

The interested bystanders.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Minnesota Weather.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Astronomical observations.

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

A Greenhouse Effect: Global Moaning

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

Showering in winter.

Global Temperatures graph on fire.

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

Clown car full of policemen