Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.
Temperature Tactician Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the wit and creativity of a temperature tactician? Our curated selection offers playful and insightful items, perfect for those who thrive on measuring, balancing, and making sense of the world’s thermals. Whether they’re into climate, cooking, or just love a cool pun, you’ll find something that resonates and makes their day brighter. Explore our range designed to delight lovers of heat and cool, with products that speak to their clever, analytical side.
'About the underfloor heating.'
'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'
"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."
"Yeah, it must be like 360 degrees in here."
Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'
'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'
“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”
'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'
"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."
Board Game Hunter
Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.
'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'
Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.
'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'
"That was a rumor day."
'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'
". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."
Human males marking territory.
"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"
"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
'Who turned up the thermostat?'
'Remember, shares can also go down...'
"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"
'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'
Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.
I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.
'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'
"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."
This Amount of Computer Code
'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'
'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'
'Better get used to player rotation!'
"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."
Temperature Tactician Gifts Collection
Temperature Tactician Mugs
Discover even more clever mugs that celebrate temperature tacticians — perfect for sipping and smiling throughout the day.
Temperature Tactician Pillows
Find cozy pillows that feature fun and smart designs, ideal for adding personality to their living space.
Temperature Tactician Prints
Explore striking prints that sharply capture the essence of a temperature tactician — smart decor for a thoughtful home.
Temperature Tactician T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts collection for witty and stylish designs that resonate with the cleverness of temperature tacticians.