Temperature Negotiator Gifts

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I suggest because I'm the boss and I say so. Or, #2: I launch into an excruciatingly dull, long and detailed presentation explaining my position. You decide."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

'I'm looking for you to get me more QUID in my Quid pro quo.'

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

'Whenever I need a little peace and quiet, I do without,'

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"Is there room for me?"

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'

"...and then I'll tell you when I plan to go on holiday."

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

No Consensus Beyond This Point.

"Is that the corporate rate?"

Showering in winter.

"Give it all you got is the motto of my wife's divorce attorney."

"When I first took over discipline was very bad. Well I'm glad to say we now seem to have turned a corner!"

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

"I understand there's been some questioning of my leadership skills....Who would like to lose their jobs first?"

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"