Temperature Negotiator Prints

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I suggest because I'm the boss and I say so. Or, #2: I launch into an excruciatingly dull, long and detailed presentation explaining my position. You decide."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

'I'm looking for you to get me more QUID in my Quid pro quo.'

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

'Whenever I need a little peace and quiet, I do without,'

"Is there room for me?"

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

They're putting on "Macbeth" at the outdoor amphitheater even though the cold weather has arrived. Putting the shakes in Shakespeare!

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'

"...and then I'll tell you when I plan to go on holiday."

"Is that the corporate rate?"

Showering in winter.

"Give it all you got is the motto of my wife's divorce attorney."

"When I first took over discipline was very bad. Well I'm glad to say we now seem to have turned a corner!"

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

No Consensus Beyond This Point.

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

"I understand there's been some questioning of my leadership skills....Who would like to lose their jobs first?"

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.