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Boss, is the air conditioning broken? It just plummeted to about 30 degrees. That's awful. It was supposed to gradually fall to 30 degrees. Gradual temperature declines boost sales of hot drinks by 17%. But rapid declines make people leave. This can't be legal. Hold on, I'm setting the Ecobee to emergency blast furnace.
Jack of all trades
The Computer Bore
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
The interested bystanders.
Early cyborg.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself
The Not-So Smart Meter
Congratulations on your retirement!
'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''
"And this is one of our most poular models..."
High speed cinder block
STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer
Battery Lighthouse
Electronics: Nooks/Crannies
'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'
'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'
'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.
Fixing the TV.
"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."
'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'
'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'
Early Tech Support
"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."
'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'
It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.
"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"
"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."
Lithium Fair
Swiss Army Phone
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