Temperature Tacticians Gifts

Showering in winter.

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Carlo Ancelotti

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"That was a rumor day."

'What a control freak!'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

This Amount of Computer Code

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

Golf

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'