Telescope Trooper Gifts

Astronomical observations.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

'-and who's next?'

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Super Bowl Monday

I love my violin

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

Clown car full of policemen

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Deja Viewer

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh....please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code..."

"It's challenging coming back in after working from home."