Technology Troopers Gifts

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

In the Guru District

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

The Design Artiste

Information Tightrope.

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

'Does it come on Disc?'

Cyberwarfare

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

The computer crashed

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"I wouldn't know if it was just picked. We farm out the actual farming"

Astronomical observations.

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

Super Bowl Monday