Tech Tripper Gifts

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Moses on the web

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

High speed cinder block

Meet the new factory manager.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Birds with Headphones

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

The next fast train has gone.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

A politician's dream come true...

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Photocoffier.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

Caveman at Computer

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'