Tech-trekkers Gifts

'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

Future Tents

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Meet the new factory manager.

Birds with Headphones

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Innovate or die.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

The segway RV.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."