Technology Titans Gifts

'Does it come on Disc?'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

The Boss.

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'I'm a CEO. I run a multi-million dollar business with a strong global presence. I'm told we even have a web site.'

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

"Don't ask."

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'

Rudy, I summon thee. You are chosen to carry it forth. The Tablet. Behold: the upgraded iPad Pro. Better than a computer with the thinnest design ever. And I am the chosen one to tell the masses? Sort of. We expect millions to purchase and carry the message, making this a must-own item for 2019. But, yes, I mean, totally, you're chosen. A worthy daydream tends to have some elements of reality. Quickly, give us your credit card.

'At last! A system with only 1 remote to deal with!'

"I was hoping to retire at 60 - but I have to wait until 65 if I want to finish this latest survey."

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

"Y'know Bruce, you can just click on the 'Forgot Password' button, right?"

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

Zuckerberg in Iran

'Next time keep the Justice Department and the SEC in mind when you're thinking outside the box.'

'We can't keep up with technology because we don't like change. That's one reason we've been married for 25 years.'

'I could re-design that for you.'