Tech Titan Gifts

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

'That's right, you do have our unlimited data plan. Unfortunately, you've exceeded it.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

Telephone companies fighting on a 'Fiber optic' cable

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Russia Cyber Attacks

"He's tech savvy and likes his privacy. He some how figured out how to disable the pet cam."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

The Boss.

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'Does it come on Disc?'

'Welcome to the rat race.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Workmen Lifting.

'I'm a CEO. I run a multi-million dollar business with a strong global presence. I'm told we even have a web site.'

"Don't ask."

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

'At last! A system with only 1 remote to deal with!'

"Ok, here's the meeting agenda: heal the wounds, listen to the partners, fix the leaks, make the deal, soothe the suppliers, spank the banks...."

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

"A door can never have too many hinges."

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

'Big tissue?'

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."