Trooper Gifts

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Astronomical observations.

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

'-and who's next?'

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

Super Bowl Monday

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Clown car full of policemen

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Deja Viewer

'The show must go on!'

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"

"It's challenging coming back in after working from home."

'We do like both parties to attend even though you haven't been out together since 1984...'

Flight Departures