Training Session Trooper Gifts

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

Dolphin tricks.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'We're not hiring. The company is just giving me some experience conducting interviews.'

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Nobody turned up to the 'effective communications' seminar...they didn't get our memo.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

Astronomical observations.

'The final straw was showing up late for his time management training.'

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

!Now this, for those of you who have never met one, is what we call a client!"

I love my violin

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."