Training Trooper Gifts

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'-and who's next?'

Astronomical observations.

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Clown car full of policemen

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

I love my violin

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

'The show must go on!'

Deja Viewer

"It's challenging coming back in after working from home."

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'