Training Trooper Gifts

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

Astronomical observations.

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

'-and who's next?'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

I love my violin

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

Clown car full of policemen

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

Deja Viewer

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"

'The show must go on!'

"It's challenging coming back in after working from home."