Trench Trooper Gifts

Trench-digging job

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'-and who's next?'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

Astronomical observations.

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

'Where's everybody?'

Deja Viewer

"If you're going to start a snowplow business, I suggest getting a bigger plow."

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

Flight Departures

'We do like both parties to attend even though you haven't been out together since 1984...'

'I know you're in there.'

Back to school

"I'll be grading your tests tonight, so I suggest you send me home in a good mood."

"O.K., trick or treat, please. Don't mess with me, lady - I'm on a sugar high."

"I'm just a gentleman dentist."