Teaching Trooper Gifts

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Astronomical observations.

'-and who's next?'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Super Bowl Monday

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

Clown car full of policemen

I love my violin

'Where's everybody?'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'The show must go on!'

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

"If you're going to start a snowplow business, I suggest getting a bigger plow."

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh....please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code..."

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"