"You have to let me make my own mistakes."
State Trooper Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a state trooper? Our collection features witty and heartfelt items that celebrate their dedication and bravery. Whether it's for a badge-wearing officer or a traffic enforcer, find something that shows appreciation and respect for their service. From fun mugs to stylish t-shirts and cozy pillows, our products are designed to make them smile and feel appreciated.
"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.
"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
Clown car full of policemen
"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"
"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."
"State bird?" "Eastern goldfinch!" "State flower?" "Purple violet!" "Ok! Go on!"
"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."
Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft
'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'
"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."
"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."
'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'
"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"
Lanes Closed for the Hell of It
'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'
'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'
"Trust me – she's a witch."
"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."
'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'
"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."
"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"
"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."
"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."
'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'
"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"
Astronomical observations.
Super Bowl Monday
"Im curious about your dependent children. I believe their names are Scamp, Scruffy, Flop, Spunky, and Lady."
"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."
"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."
'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'
Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.
State Trooper Gifts Collection
State Trooper Mugs
Discover more humorous and heartfelt mugs perfect for state troopers—great for morning coffee or desk decor.
State Trooper Pillows
Browse cozy pillows that celebrate state troopers—adding warmth and a humorous touch to their space.
State Trooper Prints
Find inspiring and fun prints for law enforcement professionals—ideal for decorating their office or home.
State Trooper T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts designed for law enforcement heroes—blend comfort with pride and personality.