Trial Troopers Gifts

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Astronomical observations.

'-and who's next?'

Super Bowl Monday

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

Clown car full of policemen

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"

Deja Viewer

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

"It's challenging coming back in after working from home."

Flight Departures

'We do like both parties to attend even though you haven't been out together since 1984...'

'I know you're in there.'