Travel Troopers Gifts

Airlines - Arrivals - Departures - People kicked off flights due to overbooking.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

Astronomical observations.

Super Bowl Monday

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Clown car full of policemen

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

I love my violin

'Dad, I know we're on vacation, but Rags needs to go to the vet.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"

Deja Viewer

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

"It's challenging coming back in after working from home."