Transition Troopers Gifts

"It's challenging coming back in after working from home."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

Astronomical observations.

'Before computers, son, we were nerds who shuffled paper.'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"Yes very good, but have you consider a role in cyber?"

I love my violin

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

Biden Harris Transition Team

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

'I don't think he sucks so much as his influences suck.'

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

Flight Departures

'We do like both parties to attend even though you haven't been out together since 1984...'

Back to school

'May day! May day! We have a disgruntled husband at the information desk!'

Airlines - Arrivals - Departures - People kicked off flights due to overbooking.